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presence

BEING ABLE TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE BEYOND WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL OR EVEN NATURAL. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A 6INCH GIRTHY COCK THINK HIS DICK IS INSIDE A PRINGLES CAN WITH YOUR ASS.
MY FRIEND WIL HAS A LOT OF PRESENCE
by COCKMOGUL5000 June 21, 2016
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Purest evil

by Carl_Johnson April 5, 2022
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presence of god

The inner feeling that God is near you, that God is by your side or surrounding you. A spiritual hug. An invisible knowledge that God is there. An awareness of His presence. Even though He is known to be omnipresent, when people feel the presence of God, they are sensing that He is making Himself known. He is manifesting His presence with the intent that you will know Him better in the moment. It leaves an impression. As if a friend just paid you a visit. Without being able to see God, His realness becomes apparent. He existence becomes knowledgable. He becomes more than a theory, He makes Himself known as a God who is near to your heart and acquainted with your circumstances. Knowing the presence of God is not like the conscience. Although it is a similar unseen awareness of God, the conscience tells you good or bad, right or wrong, Whereas, the presence of God is more about a heavenly relationship or incarnation (God is with us, Heaven meets earth), a revealing of God to you and being in the moment with you. As if God is enjoying being with you. For examples of how God can be real in everyday life, read "Practicing the Presence of God" by Brother Andrew. (French/ English)
I felt that I was surrounded by the presence of God.
by Truth Remains August 23, 2019
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Dorke Phresh

Slidin around on your socks the other day was really dorke phresh homie!
by AlyAhna October 11, 2008
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The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.
Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.
by milimo June 11, 2011
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noogin a preschol website

Noggin is a tv . show that appears on television it is a great website and
it does everything to surprise you
andvisit noogin today love Zayna
by Zayna April 18, 2003
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John Prescott

Britain's most awesome politician, this man should be fucking Prime Minister.

Known for pissing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the fuck out

Real politicians aren't afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then
Some Cunt: Oi Two Jags!

Two Jags: What the fuck? Come ere you southern twat, *WHACK* Now stay down, you little bastard
by LiverLover April 29, 2005
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