pullin' a Dan

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.
"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"
by rosaliehope June 20, 2017
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Pullin one

What Maury does everyday, he "pulls one,"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
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In a Ventrilo server;
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."

"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."
by Jayceeeee October 14, 2007
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Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in
You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!
by Funny-Face November 26, 2023
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pullin a jakob

Fucking a good friends girlfriend. Or fucking the girl everyone wants just because they want it, not you
he totally fucked my girl, thats not juicy bra, hes pullin a jakob
by GoRays September 01, 2010
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pullin' a whoreson

To be fooled by an online chatter with promises of love, affection, and financial security only to be left at the airport.
Damn, Tim, you were right. I need a ride back from the airport, I just got caught pullin' a whoreson, man. I've Been p0wned.
by p0wnage jones May 28, 2010
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Pullin a cam

If only I was mico for a day. I'd fuck girls left right and centre🤧🤧
Lads I pulled a cam. I did mia....pullin a cam
by Bigboined March 30, 2021
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pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.
Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."
by bigbeanman72 February 28, 2024
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