by neckyyyy March 01, 2019
A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012
by B C S November 27, 2021
Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week
Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs
Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs
The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.
"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
by Don Bastardo January 12, 2017
Pimp: I have a job for you. Hooker: what is it?
Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!
Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!
by B-rizzle June 05, 2019
Guy1: Ah, I hate growing pubic hair
Guy2: I know, it sucks, it happens to me too, gotta deal with it
Guy2: I know, it sucks, it happens to me too, gotta deal with it
by The coolest boi July 05, 2021