Protit

The term used when a woman whips out a titty to distract and or hide her bullshit argument/ Lack of personality

-Hey where's my sandwich?

-Make your own damn sandwich

-I will as soon as you get off that ass and do something around the house.

-.........

-protit-

.......

so is that a maybe on the sandwich?

by RE360 April 4, 2011

protein snack

To cum in someone's mouth

Jo sucked Tom's cock till he gave her his salty protein snack

by Mjp79 March 21, 2020

Cock Protein

Another word for male ejaculation a.k.a. sperm. Used as a derogatory term to describe ejaculating on one's partner.

John: How was your night with Susie?
Bob: It was pretty good, we ended up having sex
John: Legit, did you give her your cock protein?
Bob: Yeah, she took mad cock protein to the face
John: Nice, It would have been a crime to deprive that young girl of her daily dose of cock protein

by BigPedro1814 August 15, 2011

whipped up a protein shake

Received a blow job

Guy #1: Really? Right there in the restaurant parking lot?
Guy #2: Yep, I guess she was still hungry so I whipped up a protein shake.

by TheBigHouse April 21, 2012

protein shake

A sexual move very popular among private highschoolers in the New England area, especially MASSACHUSETTS and among hockey players who find this mixture to boost their energy level. The move starts off with a male squatting over his parter who is layein spread eagle on the bed. He should try to be at least 10 inches above her and situated above her naval. Then, he excretes as close to her navel as possible, the distance between her and the mans anus creates a nice impact when the feces hits her stomach, hopefully causing a splatter. Next, using his tongue, the man swirls the feces around the womans navel. If the woman happens to have a "cute".... outtie belly- button he should swirl it in the crevices and around it. Next, using his tongue as a sort of shovel he moves the excrement to the womans pussy and begins eating her out, incorporating the feces with her juices.Next the woman collects the mixture of feces and discharge and kneads it together (as if making dough) and plops it in the blender. With the proper mixture of ice cubes, soy milk, lemon juice, raspberries, and egg whites this makes an incredible energy supplement and when drank for 10 days straight can result in the loss of 15 pounds. To turn the heat up in the bedroom, a dinner of spicy Indian food (tikka tikka masala is a personal favorite) gets the digestion system kicking and the feces flowing... a more enjoyable splatter!

"Yo! great game today Mike"
"Thanks... I had a protein shake last night, if you know what I mean..."
"Shit! that explains it! Damnnnn boy you kinky!"

by hockeyfan101 March 12, 2008

Protein Shake

(Noun) A misnomer for a hook up. Or a girl coming over to have sexy time.

Come over and make me a Protein Shake.

by Pookey Tayshwan Rios August 5, 2008

protien pump

- A kind of protein that is capable of pumping out compounds that could pose a threat to the ones close to you. Your girlfriend, significant other, Sister, Mother, Mother in-law, and yes your Grandma too.

- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.

- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.

- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com

-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.

1. Sluuug: What supplements are you taking?
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.

2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with Protien pump

by cell tech for life February 2, 2008