preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Preacher-Man

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"

Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."

by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009

prease

a word most niggas use instead of the word please

nigga 1: hey nigga pass that junt
nigga 2: Nigga prease you better pay me

by mikepettyson January 25, 2008

Preach it sister

A saying used when someone is ranting about something comparing their rant with a gospel preacher.
It can be a good or a bad rant, but the use of "Preach it sister" is often ironic.

Girl 1: I need feminism because rape.....
Guy 1: Preach it sister!

Guy 2: Xbox One is far superior to Playstation 4, its CPU...

Guy 3: Preach it sister!

by Mooseslayer June 13, 2014

preach around

The sexual favor returned at ryans confessional

Ryan was arrested for giving the preacher the "preach around"

by PatrickJT69 April 3, 2008

pream

Its a mix between a potato and a dream!

I had a wet pream last night.

by Jess! January 10, 2004

Preamble

The constant talk and build up of near-future sex, usually from the male in a relationship, generally resulting in the female being a) annoyed, b) grossed out c) disinterested or d) any/all of a,b,c.

Bill is coming home early today. He called me with the preamble. Ew.

All this preamble is making me want to go eat a pizza instead of having sex.

Preamble pressure is the murderer of libido.

by SheLarry January 7, 2011