present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014

perpendicking

Verb (used with object): also see PerpenDICKed
During Sex when the man inflicts pain through vaginal friction by angling his penis.

Noun PerpenDICKular
Geometry: The angle of the penis being inserted into the vagina. Usually causes pain to the female and is alleviated by adjusting her leg / hip position to make the angle more parallel.

Richard, still pissed that she made him wear a condom, started perpenDICKing her until it broke.

by Snackage November 8, 2015

Presentalgia

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**

"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017

Prepeat

Doing something for the first time with the intention of repeating it later

When he saw the cake he knew right away he that his first bite would be a prepeat of things to come

by UKinNY June 21, 2017

Prelennial

(Noun) the not quite gen x parents of millennials.

"My hipster millennial friends young mom is a prelennial."

by Jengigiff August 31, 2018

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness to fint the photosynthesis bisector."

by USSRISGOOD July 20, 2019

Presenfuckingtation

Every university student's worst nightmare is having to look serious in front of 300 of his classmates in an amphitheater.
It's basically presenting some f*cking topic to the entire class because your professor had you do so, and it hurts like a lill' bitch.

John:"Can you come over real quick?"
Jack:"I can't I've got some presenfuckingtation to prepare for monday..."

by Gavriil Ilizarov December 19, 2019