Twelve and pregnant

If you are from the USA and live in Georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. Being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. Most often this is due to incest. A uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. If you are twelve and pregnant, please...kill yourself.

Daughter: Mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
Mother: You should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
Uncle: Fuck this shit, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.

by litenkukmen October 3, 2016

pregnant

A woman who looks fat because she is having a baby!

Graham: Eww! You look so fat! Lose some weight!
Hailey: I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant!

by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018

Pregnant Seahorse

When you anal-ize a pregnant woman in a bathtub.

"Last night Sally and I did the Pregnant Seahorse. It was awesome. I was blinded by the awesomeness of how awesome the awesome seahorse was."

by Trevor and Robert April 30, 2009

Pregnants

Pregnant women. They're like they're own species; they deserve a special word of their own.

A pregnant: "I'm gonna run to the bank."

A non-pregnant: "why don't you just drive? It's faster."

Non-pregnant #2: "Yeah. Pregnants can't run!"

by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

Suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant

To hit a bong taking one entire bowl into the lungs at once.

Yo bro, you know what you gotta do?

No what?

you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!

*takes big bong hit*

by 0144spud October 11, 2011

pregnant

an exclamation used to describe or identify the characteristics of anything, depending on tone of voice and situation.

guy1:"Hey i just found ten dollars on the ground!"
guy 2" totally pregnant, lets buy some weed!"

girl1" omg jill, steve has been cheating on me with stacy"
jill"wow that is so fucking pregnant, what a whore stacy is too"

guy1" my wife is pregnant!!"
guy2" thats SOOO PREGNANT!!!!...WITH TWINS!!!!"

by ballackschweini13x7 September 30, 2008

Pregnant

Basically don’t do it, you get fat and you have a little hoe like you expecting to live off u for free for like twenty years like no hoe if you wanna live with me you have to pay the bills.

Hoe: I’m pregnant

Logical person: we should look for jobs for her.
Ya.

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020