Crafternoon

An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.

Carhug & Neil decided that after their recent adventures, they needed to pursue more leisurely activities, so Carhug said 'Aha! Lets smash it up with a delightful crafternoon!'

Crafternoon by Al Colemouse July 7, 2009

Word of the Day on January 6, 2026

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mid off

a competition between two people that are both considered to be "mid" or below average.

girl 1: im way hotter than you
girl 2: bitch please get yo ugly ass outta here
me: nahhh this a whole mid off yall needa reevaluate yourselves....

mid off by seayng November 20, 2022

Word of the Day on January 4, 2026

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fujoing

Often used in conjunction with the word “out.” The verb form of the noun “fujoshi,” commonly known as a female who enjoys BL comics/yaoi. “Fujoing out” is when someone who may not be a full-blown fujoshi, sees two men and immediately ships them.

“Did you see this picture of Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump looking at each other? OMG I’m totally fujoing out.”

fujoing by mandylovestrees1 April 25, 2024

Word of the Day on January 3, 2026

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Service Top

Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them

“So I got laid the other night”
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”

Service Top by Acousticclarinet July 29, 2018

Word of the Day on January 2, 2026

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Meme Dealer

That one person who always has memes on standby and is ready to deal the memes

This person also has a lot of Dank memes
This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school)
I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes

I heard that my meme dealer was dealing memes to the ELA teacher!

Meme Dealer by Pseudonym of LIFE October 9, 2018

Word of the Day on January 1, 2026

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orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?

orphan crushing machine by v022 December 5, 2025

Word of the Day on December 31, 2025

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glee debris

The mess left over from holiday celebrations. See also Christmess.

It only took us 10 minutes to open our presents, but it took us an hour to clean up the glee debris.

glee debris by JusticeSalmon December 28, 2005

Word of the Day on December 30, 2025

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