PopTart

A woman who has to be put down before she heats up.

Man that chick is such a PopTart! If you want to get her going just treat her like shit bro, you gotta put her down first to get some.

by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017

poptart

A person(s) who only thinks that Pop art is elite because they have been persuaded their whole life by other peoples rhetoric.

"Watch out for those brainwashed milk zombies and poptarts they might try to pooh down your throat."

by Luther Arbutus February 21, 2017

Poptart

A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo

That guy is such a poptart, stay away!

by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017

Poptart

A female that open her legs for every boy she see

Hi boy poptart dang girll yo sac nasty

by Babyniaa October 2, 2017

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart

“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”

by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018

Poptart

A person that’s like a black licorice poptart, if there ever was one, he’s always overshadowed but is someone’s favorite flavor

“Donny’s a Poptart but, he’s my black licorice poptart.”

by Nerual 💞 May 15, 2018