poosing

the act of being an amazing animal.

dude, look at that shit, it's poosing.

by Olive tree. July 15, 2010

Pooping

According to billie eilish...its the best part of the day

Billie eilish:"pooping the my favorite part of the day,there was one day I pooped 8 times.....that was the best day of my life".

by Ur mom's left big toe September 28, 2019

phoofing

The act of sucking farts from your partners anus

I stayed in last night for an evening of phoofing with the wife

by randystyles November 3, 2008

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

pooming

the act of defecating inside another person while they gape

the girl bent over and gaped while the elderly man started pooming in her gape

by alexzanderSJCO July 21, 2009

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers September 8, 2006