A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.
by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006

a chinese girl that cannot pronounce the word proof correctly. she also likes to run around with her shirt off
by mr14x January 23, 2009

1) To go indulge oneself in some Cheesy Poofs at the Blue Coyote in Tahoe. Variations include "get your poof on" and "poof it up".
2) When someone slaps a load of Cheesy Poofs in your palm and mandates that you must eat all of them all at once.
2) When someone slaps a load of Cheesy Poofs in your palm and mandates that you must eat all of them all at once.
1) man 1: Whattaya wanna do tonight?
man 2: Idk bro, lets get poofed at the blue coyote
man 1: that's legit son, I've been dyin' to get my poof on!
2)Ross: "You've just been poofed my friend"
Dan: "dayum, now I gotta eat all these cheesy poofs before my next shift!
man 2: Idk bro, lets get poofed at the blue coyote
man 1: that's legit son, I've been dyin' to get my poof on!
2)Ross: "You've just been poofed my friend"
Dan: "dayum, now I gotta eat all these cheesy poofs before my next shift!
by ShottyUnoDosFajitas July 5, 2010

Noun: A word to describe the reason that someone is acting in a strange fashion. A delicious cereal that makes one insane and flippy.
by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

by akdlnhkj March 28, 2007

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.
Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof
by Lalalalala1984 October 7, 2014

A term only used for the gayest cunts. This term should only be used when someone exceeds the regular poof classification
by Dareen123 September 15, 2018
