that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

Ewige slegte poes

Someone you really don't like, and you don't know how else to say it or express how much you dislike them, so you say to them jou ma se ewige slegte poes

Me: "Check this ewige slegte poes"
Them: "(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞"

by Big Dick Chungus March 24, 2021

Jou Ma Se Poes

A way to say that someone's mother is Beautiful in Afrikaans

Jammer James, Jou ma se poes

by Chocolate Cassarole October 29, 2023

Podestrian

Person who owns an iPod, the best digital music player there is. Other players flat out suck and are over priced. Also the only player that can play mp4.

128 megabytes of memory for $70?! Fuck that, I'm getting a 20 gigabyte iPod for $260 because it has 160 times the memory for only 4 times the $$$.

by smarterthanyou January 23, 2005

phoneshame

When you have a shitty old pre-paid phone because you or your parents are too cheap to buy a blackberry or android. Phone shame also happens when you have a flip phone or something from metropcs and you are just too embarrassed to take it out in front your friends because it is just so old, bulky, or ugly.

Ross:Hey whats your phone number
(Brian takes out crappy flip phone)
Ross: Tuff cell kid whats the a Razor flip phone, that shit was cool when I was in 4th grade.
Brian: Yea, I have a bad case of phoneshame.
Ross: HAHA! IT STILL HAS A CINGULAR LOGO ON IT

by ibehigh4u May 18, 2011

throwing pokes

to fornicate, or to have sex...

I walked in and Ted and Lisa were throwing pokes...

Dude, do you mind if i throw pokes in your mom's bed?

I threw the pokes on that chic last semester..

by steveO April 12, 2005

Ponesse

that one dude who keeps murdering those dirty kids

yo, ponesse just punched that dude in the throat

by halfie blackie March 21, 2009