Doing time on planet earth!

Just going through the motions of life, Showing no real gusto to accomplish anything meaningful with your existence. A Humdrum person

Bossman: Hey Jason will you give me somesort of effort today??
Co-worker: No way dude, He's just Doing time on planet earth!

by PilotMang July 9, 2010

hi-jackin planes

its basically a metaphor for when your high as hell.

so your hi-jackin planes cuz u so high
waka flocka flame used it in his song "hi-jackin planes"

person 1: aye mane what u doin tonight?
person 2: shit, hi-jackin planes...

by tizzy t October 7, 2011

Uranus ( the planet )

A planet but now days, people take it as a joke.

Teacher: Moan.
Student: ~* giggles *~
Teacher: Uranus ( the planet ).
Student: BWAHAHAHA!!

by Dxpressed January 29, 2020

Destroy my pussy not my planet

To destroy someones pussy instead of our planet.

hey! destroy my pussy not my planet!

by bloody hoe December 14, 2019

To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys

To literally or metaphorically return with renewed energy and new plans after facing a sudden life-changing experience.

I just got kicked out of Marquette, but hopefully it is not too late to enroll at Butler University. Once I get accepted, I am going to be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys.

by Jethopper May 4, 2020

Planet Loff

Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.

Holy fuck that fuckers head is so big it looks like planet Loff!

by Guacamoley October 27, 2007

Planebreak

The act or state of breaking the invisible plane of a man's mouth with a penis, the efficiency of which is judged by the distance that the penis travels beyond the border of the receiver's open lips without the two participants actually touching at any point. Both participants must be heterosexual males with the intent of performing the act for the dissatisfaction or disgust of other males.

"That party would've lasted all night had it not been for those two freaks planebreaking each other."

by Matt Wood April 12, 2005