Panama

The act of defacing a restaurant's restroom by writing the word "Panama" in feces on the bathroom wall in revenge for poor service.

Dude, Andy totally did a panama on stall number two after the waiter took thirty minutes to refill his drink.

by Store Creature June 22, 2009

Panama Red

Means when someone is so high on weed, marijuana etc. Stoned out their mind

Benny Ben: Hey you need to spike those Focker, you think u can get up there to spike the ball?
MenaceMan: Yeah i can, i would have to be pretty HIGH!!!!!
Benny Ben: I bet you would Panama Red!!!

by Ben Asse September 11, 2004

The Panama Canal

When you're standing up, fucking a Latino girl in the ass from behind, and you jam her arm into her birth canal to grab the shape of your penis, and have her jerk it off until cum pours out her ass.

"Ahh maaaan...last night was insane...oh shit I forgot....did you end up fuckin' that old mexican chick?" "Naaaa...I just fed her a handful of expired diet pills and gave her The Panama Canal."

by Pootie Perez December 2, 2009

Panama Punch

n. This word describes a situation where, while on spring break in Panama City Beach, you wake up hungover in a random hotel room, and decide to take a piss. When you open the door you discover someone taking a shit. You decide to piss on them in the general direction of the toliet anyways. This is when the person shitting delivers a punch to your still-pissing dick.

Spring Breaker (to hispanic hotel maid) Hey sweetie, can you give me a blowjob? I need something to masage my dick after the panama punch I recieved from Raf this morning. Oh and can you clean the piss and blood up in the bathroom when you are done? Gracious Senorita.

by ymmot February 20, 2009

Panache

1. a politically-correct term to suggest that one acts, dresses, talks, or is stereotypically gay with the moral but selfish intention to be considered respectful, open-minded, and/or to have manners.
2. a passive-aggressive, Freudian, and/or sarcastic, yet elusively clever way to suggest that one acts, dresses, talks, or is stereotypically gay with the immoral but honest intention to be spiteful and nasty, display one's bigotry, and/or project their own self-hate and/or insecurities.

1. Those jeans are hot, but he dresses so panache.

2. Paul is a fucking panache. Did you see the way the dude looks at me?

by Brilliant Dialect February 3, 2010

Panamanian

A style of bikini wax that removes more hair than a traditional "bikini" but not as much hair as a "brazilian."

1. That chick had a sweet Panamanian going on down there!
2. I don't want to fly as far south as Brazil, but I'm down for a trip to Panama.

by Lupita December 28, 2005

Painal

When anal sex brings about extreme pain, typically with the first attempt but has been known to occur in sober women or she just can't seem to relax and let him do his thing.

Also used when referring to the first few minutes of anal entry.

In men, painal can be the excruciating pain that shoots through your rectum without warning, typically in a board meeting or social settings.

Mike and I tried butt sex last night. Once we got through the painal minutes, I loved it.

Or
Dude, I had the worst painal attack at my girlfriends funeral. My girl thought I was crying with emotion but really it was the painal contractions.

by KickasstanedaP May 11, 2016