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pathertic

A pathertic general who runs recklessly into battle and gets shot in the eye
by Harold of Old April 20, 2008
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Patheticism

The act of acting like a pathetic person, such as when it comes to becoming infatuated with a character from a hit tv show.
Miranda is in love with Chuck, what patheticism!
by NonGayJay March 31, 2009
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homeo-pathetic

a homeopathic medicine that tastes bad, really bad. You don't feel like having it but you have to take it in order to get well or improve your health. these are generally liquid like Bryonia or solid like Ginko Biloba.
Sam: hey, doc! i've got this really bad cold.

Doctor (homeopath): alright son, here's this liquid called Bryonia. have one dose now along with half a cup of water.
Sam (after taking the medicine): Holy shit! what was that? It should be called homeo-pathetic rather than homeopathic.
by sukraaty October 25, 2009
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Patheticist

Sondra is so patheticist. She told me that she can't go to school because she can't put in her lock combination for her locker.
by OXHOODER February 11, 2017
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Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009
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pathetisad

That place is Pathetisad!, but in a good way ;)
by SpaZaA December 12, 2003
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Pathetic Emetic

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.

This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?

Dave: Hell yeah man.

Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?

Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!

Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA

**They high five**
by FattUnit May 25, 2011
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