Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.

Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.

by Malakas March 2, 2018

pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.

man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!

by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016

PASTY TASTIC

Super smashing great. things which are fantastic to locals from plymouth

i saw this well nice trakor he was well pasty tastic

by Mistresssilent August 20, 2009

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.

Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

pasty

someone that is full of shit

He's a right pasty

by FitnessFirst June 16, 2021