paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.

I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

paris hilton

An unattractive girl with a penis nose.

Wow, so guys like no ass, no chest, and white washed/orange skin.

by ARROW'D May 15, 2005

paris hilton

A symbol of America's total moral collapse.

Paris Hilton should have been sentenced to 45 days of seeing (and directly experiencing) how America's least fortunate actually live.

by Action Man July 11, 2007

[Paris Hilton]

A extremly pretty model that should always win contests.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...

Paris Hilton
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...

by Spazcat101 January 21, 2009

paris hilton

A personal favorite. When you’re banging a shallow, bleached-blonde, little rich girl, turn off all the lights and start recording the festivities on your night vision equipped DV cam. Then after banging her every which way and you’re ready to cum, make this rich bitch scream twice. By shooting it into both her Louis Vuitton bag and Manolo Blahnik shoes.

Last night, after P. Diddy's birthday party, I left with Tara Reid and paris hilton'd her all night long.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

paris hilton

you know paris hilton, the skinny whore who has more money than god.

bob:that paris hilton sure is hot.
Sue:oh,last night at the club i saw her with your grandpa.
Bob: what? Whore

by scarysnowman May 31, 2004

paris hilton

An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.

Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!
Dude #2: No way! So did I!

by Paul McCabe September 5, 2005