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Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.
Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*
by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019
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chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.
you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P
by theelous3 November 9, 2011
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Izukara Paradox

A phenomenon in which, despite a lack of effort or time, a creator's work ends up better received, and/or beloved more than the works the creator is more prideful of/has put more effort into.
"This video took me literally 5 minutes to make, but it's already done better than my high-effort video! Classic Izukara Paradox."
by Bongos87 July 15, 2021
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Kylie Paradox

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)
person one: look at these coins i earned!

person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
by rraptor222 September 16, 2022
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Dream Paradox

A paradox in where a Content Creators success and community meets detriment. Where you use a certain audience for short-term growth to then be turned into stress, sadness, loneliness, and drama. Through the relations of Stan Culture and encouragement of it, it creates a problematic and destructive cycle that not even the content creator can stop. It is only through fading into inevitable irrelevance that this can be halted, or leads to the CC being completely forgotten.
"That content creator has put themselves into a Dream Paradox"

"They should have really been careful with their fans, instead they are now in a Dream Paradox"
by Chiip June 24, 2021
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Phieyl's Paradox

A phenomenon in which attempts to control or slow down the development and deployment of artificial intelligence (AI) systems actually result in the creation of more advanced and capable AI systems. This paradox is named after its creator, Phieyl.
Despite government regulations aimed at slowing down the deployment of AI systems, Phieyl's paradox states that these efforts will only result in the creation of even more advanced AI technology.
by Phieyl February 9, 2023
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rafi paradox

if you're racist towards everyone, are you really racist?
"i hate all races, im racist"
"if you hate all races, you don't see race when discriminating, so are you really racist"
"ah, the rafi paradox"
by tapiolosky-1 July 1, 2022
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