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panda bread

Panda bread is a combination of bamboo and bread, made by enslaved pandas on the island Pandemonium. No one has been able to free the pandas, but some have escaped causing whomever takes the pandas to enslave unpopular humans and teach them the ways of making the bread.

The island has not been found by humans just yet.
H- Did you hear that Tristan guy got taken?

C- Yeah I bet he's making some panda bread.
by Haveisawesome December 30, 2013
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Panda Buddy

A person in your life that you love as a best friend and has the same love for pandas as you do.
Parker is Makayla's Panda Buddy.
by ParkerPanda May 19, 2014
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Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts
Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.
by L0NN!E October 27, 2008
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panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.
Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.
by enile8 May 12, 2011
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Panda Threat Level

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.
Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?
by Freaky_Angelus October 2, 2014
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panda points

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.
We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!
by ahicart July 15, 2011
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panda hug

A type hug that expresses more affection than a hug and sounds cuter than saying hug.
The panda girl gave him a panda hug.
by Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew November 5, 2009
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