panda bread 

Panda bread is a combination of bamboo and bread, made by enslaved pandas on the island Pandemonium. No one has been able to free the pandas, but some have escaped causing whomever takes the pandas to enslave unpopular humans and teach them the ways of making the bread.

The island has not been found by humans just yet.

H- Did you hear that Tristan guy got taken?

C- Yeah I bet he's making some panda bread.

panda bread by Haveisawesome December 30, 2013

Panda Buddy 

A person in your life that you love as a best friend and has the same love for pandas as you do.

Parker is Makayla's Panda Buddy.

Panda Buddy by ParkerPanda May 19, 2014

Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

Panda Shits by L0NN!E October 27, 2008

panda spanked 

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

panda spanked by enile8 May 12, 2011

Panda Threat Level 

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.

Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?

Panda Threat Level by Freaky_Angelus October 2, 2014

panda points 

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

panda points by ahicart July 15, 2011

panda hug 

A type hug that expresses more affection than a hug and sounds cuter than saying hug.

The panda girl gave him a panda hug.

panda hug by Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew November 5, 2009