parish

adj - The worst story teller in the history of story tellers.

Frederick: "One day I got on a big fucking bus that smelled of hot piss and nasty, hot air. I promised myself I would never do it again, but two days later I found myself on that fucking shitmobile. Then, as I came to a hault..."
Clarice: God damnit, Frederick. You are being such a parish! No one gives a rat's ass!"

by Alice Wonderland January 22, 2006

pakishop

a corner shop

shops include; mccolls, coscutter, premiere and any other shop located on a corner

i’m going to the pakishop to get some things

by urbanking1983 October 10, 2020

pakis out

Pakis out is a term used by narrow minded, ignorant, racist individuals. Usually in the UK, and usually white, though it is known that some black people use the phrase aswell. The media class it as a ethnic tensions amongst working classes, though a proportion middle class people in predominately white, suburban areas agree with said phrase... Thanks to the Daily Mail.

Violence against whites and black by asians (Muslim, Hindu, Sikh) is usually a product of the harrasment, persecution and marginalising of the group in the area, and if not, then self defence! If there is no harsh and discriminating attitude to an asian person then one will likely recieve no hostility.

Racist: Pakis out!
Person with brain cell: You are really stupid, you know?

Does a white person deserve more to be in the UK than an asian, just because they so happen to be born here?

by Dancalls999 January 1, 2008

Pakis in

to let the asian fellows into the uk

all the pakis in nelstan

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

pakistan

the original home of the pickle

"in america, it is pickle pickle, but in pakistan, it is pickle bang..."- leonardo decaprio, blood pickle

by akhan December 12, 2008

Pakistani Snowball

A Pakistani Snowball is where a person gives you a blowjob, you cum in the person's throat, you cut the persons throat, and proceed to suck the bloody cum out of the slit throat.

Kristy is dead after Sanchez gave her a PAKISTANI SNOWBALL

by Justinm1944 May 11, 2008

Pakistani waffle

The pakistani waffle consists of sneaking into your friends room then proceding to defacate on his/her laptop keyboard. after this the laptop is place in the oven for a further 10 minutes.

Yo ahmed lets go make mike a pakistani waffle!!!

by ings August 20, 2010