Protein Fein

A protein addict who goes to the gym

The Tren Twins are a protein fein

by tradwifebodybuildersupermodel August 12, 2024

Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".

He was choking on a protein cigarette.

by SirJshreder January 17, 2025

Protein Jack

When you cum in a Tuna Salad and eat it

Tuna sandwich might be the ultimate protein jack, 30g per can!

by Secretly Jacob March 25, 2026

Protein Jack

When you cum in a Tuna Salad and eat it

Tuna sandwich might be the ultimate protein jack, 30g per can!

by Secretly Jacob March 25, 2026

Protein Bomb

A protein rich turd delivered by athletes who consume gargantuan amounts of protein in their diet

Sir Steven Redgrave is likely to release / drop a protein bomb after a hard days training.

by Bald Jar July 24, 2025

Protein punch

Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.

Bro I just did the protein punch.

by T bone 15 November 23, 2025

Impromptu Protein Party

An expression meaning "to vomit."

Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.

by flowerstain May 15, 2011