Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.

Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011

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Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

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African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.

Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

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three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.

Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.

by winston festus the third December 31, 2011

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Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.

Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.

by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019

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