Prospecting

the art of picking out the good females.

you into her??
ehh, still just prospecting...

by kompressor October 16, 2004

presperation

means to love and care to the maximum. to presperate is to care and love someone to the point you go crazy and unconditionally crazy.

harold has presperation for abella. it’s crazy!

by oafed October 22, 2019

puttin it down proper

getting dicked down right, getting fucked silly

damn last night my new boyfriend was puttin it down proper!

by THAT SAVAGE ASS STREET BITCH February 5, 2012

proppershopper

A female that drags unwilling participants around a maze of shops which sells various miniature garments at ridiculous prices. She will walk slowly picking up what she perceives to be a “bargain” and occasionally purrs to herself. The time spent in one shop varies from female to female but can be anywhere between 30 minutes and 6 days without food or water. The male of the species only known as man will at some point asked to be relieved of his duty as bag handler so that he may rest and feed. A beating will then ensue. Eventually the women will exchange paper or sometimes a rectangular plastic card for the material she desires and they will leave for their nest, where the female will decide that her purchases were unsuitable.

The women went shopping with her male companion on Oxford Street, London. They were both holding hands. Unfortunately, after 2 years in a descent relationship with her he had not realised that she was a “proppershopper”. Days later his carcass was found bloodied and mutilated floating off the coast of Africa. All wounds appeared to be self inflicted.

by Mikeyjah June 24, 2006

Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 6, 2011

School Property

Another term for sperm.

"Elizabeth and Daniel are both in the bathroom alone. Do you know what that means?"
"School property. School property everywhere."

by Muffler man February 12, 2019

proper

meaning extremely, really, or very

I was proper tired after spending the day out

or

I stopped hanging out with those lads because they were proper scallies and always got me in trouble!

by alicojolico December 9, 2008