Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.

My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Plopper

A big ass turd that is over 5 inches long and as thick as a wrist.

Man! Look at that runny wet plopper coming out of Kaitlin Bennett‘s ass!!!!

by Duckduckgoosemoose May 2, 2020

proper slang

If A word is not a word or is not grammar it is proper slang

This is the funniest class ever funniest is proper slang

by Aleyah V December 7, 2020

proper slang

It’s a word that is not proper grammar so it is proper slang witches a faster way of saying some thing

Funniest this was the funniest class ever funniest is proper slang

by Aleyah V December 7, 2020

Properganda

The real truth for your brain instead of media lies. ie; what you are born knowing but then taught differently than what your eyes can see. Hence real eyes realize real lies.

I read some Properganda on unexposedevil.com where I learned useful knowledge as opposed to mainstream media's standard propaganda!

by R2CUL8_1 November 13, 2021

Proper Brown

The act of achieving the perfect golden-brown tan, usually during a hot summer day or after spending time sunbathing on a beach vacation. This glorious hue showcases healthy, glowing skin that appears both natural and well-maintained. Having a "Proper Brown" is often a point of pride for those who successfully achieve it.

After spending a week on a tropical getaway, Karen came back sporting a Proper Brown, making all her coworkers jealous of her sun-kissed glow.

"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"

by HappyCleaner82 June 23, 2023

shizzle poppers

Any type of candy that pops in your mouth like candy rocks.

That bitch Katrina popped some shizzle poppers in her mouth.

by Jason (the Pimp of all pimps and hoes) October 29, 2007