Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 5, 2020

Pole smoker

what your mom is doing right now

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

pole smoker

Michelle Lapoint
AKA Smokey

Lapoint smoked rednecks pole on a daily basis.
Lapoint is outside smoking rednecks pole.

by --- October 8, 2004

Pole smoker

Any fan of Mexican soccer team America.

That vato rooting for America is a pole smoker.

by Jorge Vergara October 7, 2003

pole riding

The sexual act in which a user lifts themselves onto a pole spreading there anus and covering the top end of the pole completely (pole preferably metal). They then begin to "ride the pole," this is done by lifting themselves up and down repeatidly in a sexual suggestive manner. In doing so this forces the pole further down the rectum. This is done for as long as the user wishes and until they are completely satisfied, if lacking pole riding experience it may often end in a bloody mess, although if done correctly the user can aviod a large amount of unwanted blood loss. Pole riding can be quite sexualy arousing and is often used in preparation for the receiving end of anul. Limping may occur afterwards for a long period of time.

St. G - hey chris did you see the new pole they put in by the home depot

Chris - ya man it's nice and fat, i've already hit it up

St. G - ohh... that explains the limping

Chris - ya pole riding's the shit!

by sick man June 1, 2006

pole cat

A girl that pole dances

"Man that girl is a pole cat!"

by Gin C February 27, 2008

pole vaulter

a lazy ass person who works out for 20 minutes and then is done. Also someone who sleeps their days away then wakes up to only eat then sleep again.

X: Ok man, I'm going to do my workout.
Y: See you.
20 minutes later...
Y: Did you forget something?
X: No, I'm done.
Y: Oh, you're such a pole vaulter.

I barely worked out at practice today, god i feel like such a pole vaulter.

by iluvballz80 January 19, 2011