having a fear of any food not bought at Whole Foods Market. generally vegans, vegetarians, and Whole Foods addicts are most prone to this disease. symptoms include anxiety attacks or breaking out in hives when faced with food from any store other than Whole Foods Market.
Example 1:
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?
vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia
Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!
non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..
Example 3:
Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?
vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia
Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!
non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..
Example 3:
Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends
by GreekWannabeVegan February 11, 2012
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phobosmirror Noun
1. An alternative to dipshit
2. A follicly challenged mute
3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.
4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.
5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.
1. An alternative to dipshit
2. A follicly challenged mute
3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.
4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.
5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.
As the Phobosmirror trawled the singles lounge in hopes of new prey, he heard his mother yell that dinner was ready.
by Kahlia September 18, 2008
Get the phobosmirror mug.Derogatory term for the various xenophobes: Chauvinists, racists, homophobes, etc.
A person who (through ignorance, fear, or hate) regards those outside their own race/gender/religion/class as inferior and acts upon those beliefs by antagonizing or outright discriminating against them.
A person who (through ignorance, fear, or hate) regards those outside their own race/gender/religion/class as inferior and acts upon those beliefs by antagonizing or outright discriminating against them.
~
– I had another fight with my dad! What a @$#% phobo!
– He's old-school, man, don't let it get to you.
– There's no excuse, it's just hateful!
~
– He picked a fight with the new kid, and was calling him a 'fag'
– What a phobo! And then...?
– The kid was a black belt and pwnd his ass! It was pretty sweet!
– I had another fight with my dad! What a @$#% phobo!
– He's old-school, man, don't let it get to you.
– There's no excuse, it's just hateful!
~
– He picked a fight with the new kid, and was calling him a 'fag'
– What a phobo! And then...?
– The kid was a black belt and pwnd his ass! It was pretty sweet!
by avianeddy July 26, 2011
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* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
a boy with:
acne
moobs
buzz-cut
that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love
and is:
a playa
a dbag
....lets face it: a dick
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
acne
moobs
buzz-cut
that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love
and is:
a playa
a dbag
....lets face it: a dick
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
by stah8er January 13, 2009
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by Capt.D October 14, 2010
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by Roweski July 12, 2010
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