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non-wf-phobia

having a fear of any food not bought at Whole Foods Market. generally vegans, vegetarians, and Whole Foods addicts are most prone to this disease. symptoms include anxiety attacks or breaking out in hives when faced with food from any store other than Whole Foods Market.
Example 1:
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?

vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia

Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!

non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..

Example 3:

Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends
by GreekWannabeVegan February 11, 2012
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Home-a-phobic

Someone, usually a young teen, who does not like going home right now!
I ain't going home just yet, I'm feelin' home-a-phobic.
by Bertie Pimplebum December 5, 2017
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phobosmirror

phobosmirror Noun
1. An alternative to dipshit
2. A follicly challenged mute
3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.
4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.
5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.
As the Phobosmirror trawled the singles lounge in hopes of new prey, he heard his mother yell that dinner was ready.
by Kahlia September 18, 2008
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phobo

Derogatory term for the various xenophobes: Chauvinists, racists, homophobes, etc.

A person who (through ignorance, fear, or hate) regards those outside their own race/gender/religion/class as inferior and acts upon those beliefs by antagonizing or outright discriminating against them.
~
– I had another fight with my dad! What a @$#% phobo!
– He's old-school, man, don't let it get to you.
– There's no excuse, it's just hateful!
~
– He picked a fight with the new kid, and was calling him a 'fag'
– What a phobo! And then...?
– The kid was a black belt and pwnd his ass! It was pretty sweet!
by avianeddy July 26, 2011
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bulldog-phobic

phobia to the elite of the ugliest and stupidest jack ass guys in america. these dbags have no emotion in their steroid-filled bodies watsoever. although all-mighty athletic stars, they have more balls in their mouths than in the pockets of their lax sticks. AKA:the boys of STA

* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
a boy with:
acne
moobs
buzz-cut

that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love

and is:
a playa
a dbag

....lets face it: a dick

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
by stah8er January 13, 2009
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Phobogger

A Phony Blogger, someone that is getting paid and or promoting Spin to disrupt a blog discussion.
If you are getting paid to promote online for the Oil Company, I'd suggest that you identify yourself as a Phobogger, because if you don't, if you are identified, you will cause our media effort to be ruined.
by Capt.D October 14, 2010
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SHOP PHOBIA

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.
I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.
by Roweski July 12, 2010
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