When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
by AmberleeGray July 07, 2022
During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.
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by Jay 2 the 4Skin December 04, 2015
An overrated cesspool located in western Pennsylvania we’re all of the most popular individuals are hot garbage
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by Bryoo August 01, 2021
Get a mouth full of cinnamon whiskey. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute or so. Swallow the whiskey and immediately perform oral sex on your lady.
by Bogie dog July 21, 2016
An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.
Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.
by saz the cowboy February 13, 2011
A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.
by thatogpranksta April 06, 2015