Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016

floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.

I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.

by Bob Chan September 14, 2010

floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.

Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.

by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023

floor d'oeuvres

Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.

"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."

"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""

by Altrag April 15, 2014

floor slapper

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.

“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”

by KattMillMe August 2, 2021