Oregon

Ok state while no tax is good the highschoolers who think there tough there can suck a dick

Damn oregon

by bendbdbcjdbdbdbdb June 27, 2022

Eastern Oregon

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.

Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.

Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?

Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Oregon Haywater

The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.

Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...

by fakescientist8000 September 11, 2021

Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Oregon beaver slide

When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.

Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there

by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023

Oregon Leafblower

when you bust on a girl’s stomach then fart on it and blow the sperm away like using a leafblower

“Dude I gave my girl a crazy Oregon leafblower last night”

by oregonleafblower69 October 16, 2025

Oregon Adequate

Something that is good enough for Oregon but not good enough anywhere else.

This house in Eugene was listed with a basement bedroom but the basement ceiling is only is 5.5 ft (165 cm) tall. That’s because that bedroom is Oregon Adequate.

by M Twain July 15, 2025