Damn oregon
by bendbdbcjdbdbdbdb June 27, 2022

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.
Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.
Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?
Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.
Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?
Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.
Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
by fakescientist8000 September 11, 2021

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro
Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
by roneallm August 29, 2024

by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023

by oregonleafblower69 October 16, 2025

This house in Eugene was listed with a basement bedroom but the basement ceiling is only is 5.5 ft (165 cm) tall. That’s because that bedroom is Oregon Adequate.
by M Twain July 15, 2025
