Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Orlando

Orlando Anderson, the guy Tupac fought with the night he got shot, and the guy a lot of people think is the one who shot him.

"I would have told Pac not to stomp Orlando, told puffy and B.I.G about the Rampart scandal" The Game

by Daft July 16, 2008

Orlando

Autistic and Gay. Everyone hates him.

I hope my son doesn't turn out to be an Orlando

by picard34 August 31, 2020

Orlando Bloom.

A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!

*Orlando falls down stairs* Oww...

by Astàra Elfwood June 3, 2004

Orlando

Penis is not bigger than his palm, he thinks he gets girl but he does not

That guy is like an Orlando, he can't get girls

by Tdhhjjnmng April 6, 2016

Orlando

A Jewish, Arabic, Mexican, Somalian Fob who gets bullied just because he’s Orlando

“Yo it’s Orlando let’s pour solo down his blazer!”

by Mr Giles August 20, 2019

Orlando Steamed Clam

When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.

"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."

by Justlindsayboo May 11, 2016