by th1sd1ck123 May 21, 2017

by GammaEdits August 27, 2020

Maddie was grinding with guys at a party and cheated on her man...she sent him pity nudes after that.
by insensitive b April 15, 2017

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate
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Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."
by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

April 18th for everyone to send nudes to all the people they been considering sending those pics too. Along with close friends
by Realdickshit May 28, 2018

by Your uncle 69 October 5, 2019

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
