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today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.
by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019
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something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =

no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in

usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"

another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023
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today

A term referring to the current era, specifically from the year 2000 onwards, as when a radio station says "the best mix of 80's, 90's, and today". It often evokes a blend of cultural influences, particularly when referencing music, fashion, and trends from the 1980s, 1990s, and the present.
The playlist features the best mix of 80s, 90s, and today, showcasing how past styles continue to influence modern music.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Today Night

Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.
Hope y’all have fun today night!
by LittleBit1 November 24, 2021
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Empire Today

A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”
by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
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Today

Yesterday's the past
Tomorrow's the future
Today is a gift

That's why it's called the present
by HelloCheese May 10, 2024
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