Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.
Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!
by Andrew Thrillson March 05, 2004
Ass Wednesday- a step in ATM where the man marks the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead using the poop on the tip of his dick.
Had to give her an “Ass Wednesday” because there was shit on my dick when I pulled out of her butt last night.
by M Dot Cully March 25, 2011
The act of lying in bed for an extra hour on a Wednesday morning to help ease yourself over the mid-week hump.
Lazy Wednesday is only applicable 5 day week workers.
Those who work less than 5 day weeks and take a Lazy Wednesday, are just plain vanilla "Lazy"
Lazy Wednesday is only applicable 5 day week workers.
Those who work less than 5 day weeks and take a Lazy Wednesday, are just plain vanilla "Lazy"
If you usually get up at 7.00am for work, then on a lazy Wednesday you would get up at 8.00am instead.
by Dave-J November 05, 2008
A visible streak of shit on one's forehead. This occurs when you give someone Arabian Goggles (placing your balls in their eye sockets). While performing such a maneuver, you're asshole can contact that persons forehead. If you did a shitty job of wiping your ass, you can leave a skid mark on their forehead. This mark closely resembles the ash that is placed on the foreheads of Catholics on Ash Wednesday. So, hence the name Ass Wednesday!
Dude, I tea bagged this bitch last night. When I finished, I realized I gave her a major Ass Wednesday! Did you tell her? Hell no, I bagged ass!
by Bagmister2 July 13, 2011
January 18th, 2012 - The day the web went dark.
The day that thousands of websites including Google and Wikipedia participated in a protest against bills (SOPA, PIPA) that would give the government way too much power in enforcing copyright. Many sites went totally dark, only displaying a splash page directing clients to sign a petition against the bills.
The day that thousands of websites including Google and Wikipedia participated in a protest against bills (SOPA, PIPA) that would give the government way too much power in enforcing copyright. Many sites went totally dark, only displaying a splash page directing clients to sign a petition against the bills.
"I blacked out my avatar to protest against SOPA on Black Wednesday"
-"What's wrong with Wikipedia?! I have to copy it for my research paper!"
-"Dude, it's Black Wednesday, Wikipedia's closed."
-"What's wrong with Wikipedia?! I have to copy it for my research paper!"
-"Dude, it's Black Wednesday, Wikipedia's closed."
by The Apostle Paul January 20, 2012
When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!
Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!
by Drop Five August 29, 2009
The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.
by Zoe March 03, 2004