Sex

Pleasure :)

I was in the same room with my best friend who i crushed on for so long. We were helping each other with our homework in my room. Her hand touches my dick by accident, she looks flushed as she slowly strokes it. My hormones were acting up and i couldn't take it anymore so I pin her on the wall and kiss her. "Lock the door" as she says smirking. I listen to her and lock it. She takes off her shirt and pants, leaving her only in a bra and thong. She puts her hand around my waist. "Do you want to or no?" I say yes and she continues to take off my pants. She lays down and takes off her thong. I slip my hard dick into her wet pussy. She moans and asks me to go faster, I start to stroke faster of course. Her bra slips off and her boobs jiggle while i'm stroking her. I stop and start to suck on her tiddes then i start to go inside her ass. I cum inside of her. She starts to knee down and put my big dick inside her mouth. We finished, cleaned up and started doing our work before midnight. that's sex for you

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Sex

Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.

I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.

He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.

He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.

"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry

He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.

He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.

I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.

He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"

He fucks me right there.

And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.

Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...

by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021

Sex

Sex is like math

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes

And hope you don't add any kids

Sex is math practically

by Dd lovehoe September 28, 2019

Sex

A word that Fortnite players will never Experience

Boy 1:What is Sex?
Boy 2: Something you never know

by LazyLiar February 12, 2021

Sex

The reproduction of two living organism for the purpose of producing offspring. During the act of sex the male places his penis into the female's vagina. This stimulates the sexual organs to the point of climax and ejaculation. During ejaculation the male releases a batch of semen which only one will be able to fertilize the female's egg.

Sex makes babies which keeps our species alive.

by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

Sex

6 year old looking at moms ID card

Sex: F

He laughs

Mom: What’s so funny?

Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.

Husband died laughing

Scrolling down while searching up the word “sex” in Urban Dictionary because your a loner.

by pwun August 11, 2021

Sex

When a male strikes his dick inside a woman's pussy.

I am having sex with Kim Kardashian.

by OmmakSexy April 30, 2022