Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011

norwegian speedbag

the act of speed bagging ones testicles

OW OW OW OW OW MOTHA FUCKA! OW OW OW ! (: MY FUCKIN NUT SACKKK!!! ITS BLEEDING YUMMY norwegian speedbag

by SHITTY NUTSACK 503 July 9, 2010

Norwegian Surprise

When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.

Guy: Hey! Check out my Norwegian Surprise!!

Girl: Ewwwwww!

by DeathItsAComin' January 14, 2014

Norwegian Goat Fucker

A person, typically Norwegian or Scandinavian, who enjoys penetrating or being penetrated by a goat. This penetration can be oral, anal, or vaginal. Can be derogatory, usually not.

Person A- Man, somebody pickpocketed me in Oslo.
Person B- What a real Norwegian Goat Fucker.

by RealNorwegianGoatFucker February 9, 2017

Norwegian Snake Hole

When your partner attempts to kiss you and so you stick out your tongue, similar to a snake, and thrust it into their mouth.

My girlfriend was leaning in to kiss me, so to mess with her I gave her the ol' Norwegian snake hole.

by GuittarGirl997 July 7, 2019

Norwegian Snowplow

When you are giving a girl anal sex so rough that you cause shit to come out. Then while you go out the shit goes all over you but then when you go in it splashes to the side like a snowplow!

Guy: Hey Gabe! Wana come over and do the norwegian snowplow later?!

Girl: Why shure Bobby Walter! I can't wait to have all your 2 inches inside me! That would be the best time ever!

by Shrewms69 April 22, 2010

Norwegian Ankle Biter

while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones anus while they're listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a poopy checkered pattern

i gave my buddy a Norwegian ankle biter last night, look at the poop marks on his face!

by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009