click remorse

The deep and instant regret you feel when you've clicked on an ad or click bait story.

I experienced click remorse after I clicked on one of those "what she looks like now" celebrity gossip headlines.

by coachpaul1973 March 08, 2023

Click Remorse

The sense of visceral regret that one feels after searching the internet for something that seemed innocuous yet in actuality was horrific and unforgettable.

Todd: Ermahgerd...Bro, I just watched tubgirl and now I'm rockin some serious click remorse.

by Phallus Festivus May 14, 2018

Remorse Bite

The remainder of food you leave on the plate to not induce others into thinking that you are somehow a glutton or obese.

The alfredo fettuccini at this Italian restaurant were to phenomenal! But I had to leave a few remorse bites because I didn't want Carolina to think I'm a pig.

by Ghig Mai October 30, 2015

porkers remorse

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.

Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!

by ballbuster June 14, 2017

travellers remorse

After travelling abroad for a long period of time, having the time of your life, meeting amazing people and tasting amazing foods...returning to your urban life working 9-5 (or 7-6:40pm), seeing a computer screen all day long, and wondering when the next long weekend will be.

i.e. Wishing you were still in Australia backpacking for example

Man...waking up at 5:30am every morning to catch transit and Code program at work has really made me catch travellers remorse

I have travellers remorse...when can we go to Poland?!

by Catchflights July 26, 2017

saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.

I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.

by THe What WHAT?! December 06, 2009

mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

by much_professional August 09, 2018