A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.
tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.
by a robot pirate March 31, 2010
Get the robot piratemug. by Q Nash October 11, 2016
Get the pirate visionmug. by sixfeetofsnow November 5, 2009
Get the ginger piratemug. by IronMikey March 8, 2023
Get the Poontang Piratemug. the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.
"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"
by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009
Get the chair piratingmug. cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
by sam k. March 14, 2005
Get the pirate eyemug. adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom July 20, 2008
Get the pirate drunkmug.