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third joke

A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.

It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.

A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
Bob: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!

Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!

Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.

Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
by Triggur October 16, 2006
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You are a joke

'You are a joke' is a phrase used by someone who believes you to be inferior to them. To belittle, disrespect, embarrass, and humiliate you. To make you feel as though you are stupid, unimportant, or unwanted, etc. and make themselves feel supirior to you.
by SmoothDog75 April 27, 2020
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killing joke

an amzing awesome post-punk, industrial metal, alternative rock band, makes a very good music who influenced many later bands such as ministry, big black, soundgarden, nirvana, NIN, prong...
Killing joke music's described as "the sound of the earth vomiting"
by rafff March 9, 2008
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Dead joke

When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.
Travis: So I was on top of the mountain yesterday....
Jacob: Your mom was on top of me yesterday!
Travis and others: Hahahahahahaha!!
Travis: Anyway, in the car...
Jacob: Your mom was in the car!
Travis and others: Dead joke bro. Shut up.
by defmasta232 August 29, 2010
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“ur” jokes

A series of jokes and comebacks that started with “ur mum gay” followed by “ur dad lesbian” and so on. The only known exception to all starting with “ur” is “no u” which reversed the insult. The newer the comeback the more devistating the roast
Joe: ur mum gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur granny tranny
Carl: don’t make me do it
Joe: do it pussy
Carl: ur dicks a chick
Joe: *sent to an alternate reality forced to walk alone for all of eternity, ashes fall on the floor*
Janitor, hours later: these “ur” jokes gotta stop.
by Dank meemees March 25, 2018
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Joke Poke

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.
my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke
by Dr.Doofus December 2, 2017
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Recycled Joke

the reuse of a joke told by one person by another in a different conversation usually because of lack of sense of humour.
Mark: Hey John What did the the chicken say to the cook.
John: Who gives a fuck that a Recycled Joke
by stevirus1608 September 26, 2010
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