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Macedonian Nightmare

An urban legend, an occurance that happens less frequent then the Solar eclipse itself. To ever wish to experience a Macedonian Nightmare would be foolish.
Nikola will be unable to attend work/school activities for an indefinate period of time, due to experiencing a Macedonian Nightmare
by bdefekt July 8, 2010
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Jewish Nightmare

A hearty meal consisting of Cheese Fries, topped with Ham, Bacon, Saussage, and your choice of Country or Classic Gravy. Only to be eaten after midnight when one has had too much to drink.
Dude I don't Feel so good.
You devoured the Jewish Nightmare last night and then screamed out OWWWWW SHWITZ!
by TUNA84 September 5, 2009
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One Nightmare Stand

Caught in the act of sex especially by the lover eg. wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or partner.
my secret affair ended up in a one nightmare stand.
by weMasconi November 26, 2010
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The Biden Nightmare

The border crisis incited and created by Biden's policies, rhetoric, and stupidity.
Guy 1: Have you heard of the Biden Nightmare? It's a total border crisis, and these voters just eat up anything the democrats put on the plate.
Guy 2: Yeah, trump 2024
by Dripler March 21, 2021
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Turkish nightmare

1. The act of getting your friend as drunk as you possibly can, then throwing them into the open hole of a construction site porta-a-john
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
1. "dude we need to get Eric back for being an asshole, lets give him the Turkish nightmare after he finishes drinking"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"
by JBook July 18, 2006
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bloody nightmare

When a girl is on her period and puts her vaj on your face and period blood gets in your eyes and starts punching you in the dick while feeding you LSD and screaming NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!
Some girl drugged me last night and gave me a bloody nightmare, it hurt like shit!
by Risoh April 27, 2017
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your worse nightmare

The worst possible situation or outcome.
Aka: your worst nightmare
BOI YOU FUX WIT ME ILL BE YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE.
by Gitmonay Sr. June 10, 2016
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