Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

fan-ness

when you’re that dedicated to someone or something, a word used in argumental terms.

‘it doesn’t matter how many followers i’ve got, it’s about the fan-ness towards them!’

by teamrobertson26 on ig ;) October 13, 2018

Ness Plays

The Best Youtuber On Planet Earth ofc seen here

www.youtube.com/@nessplaysgaming

Man, I love Ness Plays, he's so smart and handsome and kind and very loving.

by NessPlays64 April 24, 2025

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Rosy-ness

The feeling you get when you sat down in the sun for too long

“The Rosy-ness is gone now, but I still have two pink cheeks.”

by Miss Rosy June 3, 2018

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

by crystal_fr December 19, 2023

oscar-ness

Worthy of an award. In behavioural terms, upright, just, gleaming and outstanding amongst all others. In physical terms, effortless presence and appeal to both males and females. A state often envied by the covetous but impossible to pull-off by impersonation . You either have award winning 'oscar-ness', or you don't!!

"Hello, is that the Community College? Where can I learn Oscar-ness please?" ............... (Reply), "I'm sorry, Oscar-ness is a gift which can be neither taught nor learnt. Please peruse our options for a more suitable course, Personality Development maybe?"....

by Aunty FunGal December 24, 2018