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nerd

A bunch of socially disabled men who get together on a Friday night to play board games.
see www.risknerds.com for a classic example
by Pizza Man Sam October 15, 2006
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nerd

By way of all the definitions of nerd and geek on this site i am bothyet neither. I am exceedingly good at computing, (now for the jargon) with languages such as HTML, PHP, JavaScript, CSS ect, and have a web design job. I am 15. I earn on average about £2000 a month. I built a top of the range computer with DVD, CD r/w, TV input ect, for £250.
I am also socially advanced. I am not a reclusive obbsessive. I wish i was. I cant live without social interaction.
I am 15 and i am already better than some of you will ever be in your entire life.
I have 3 websites, and i run 2 very profitable ones.
So suck on that you prejudicic losers.
by zosoboy October 15, 2006
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Nerd

Someone who has a group of friends, enjoys videogames, hate annoying girls, and hate jocks. (some enjoy school, most dont)
Im a nerd cuz u a newwwb
by Deffinition 4 nerd May 30, 2019
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nerd

having fun with plastic miniatures
by dragamex July 27, 2017
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nerd

richmond slang for pussy, someone who is soft, someone who is smart and is anti-social. also someone who cares more about school than their social life
nerd: i'm not going to go deal after school i have all this homework
guy: you a nerd nigga
by ripkrissy March 21, 2017
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Nerd

I myself a nerd here's the real definition

The things "nerds" are

Smart (duh..) the one part of the stereotype that is true

A geek, geeks are wannabe try hard nerds that don't know jack sh%$

Unathletic for real just because you know about computers (as an example) doesn't mean we can't do sports and shit I myself can bench 200+ lbs call that unathletic I DARE YOU

A dork, I won't even go there because of how far off from a nerd it it

Social outcasts/introverts/the hobbit

We go outside and we can be party animals too so fu+$ anyone who didn't invite the "NERD" to that one college party or something

We dont all wear glasses by the way and tothe people who do it just means you fucked up your eyes grinding on the game your 100 levels farther ahead on that the other shithead reading this

And the list goes on for another 300000000000 pages

Also we prefer the term intellectual badasses

Also to the shitheads who bully nerds for the stuff above he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point or another
Dumbass1 to Dumbass2: look at that nerd over there

Dumbass2: yeah he looks like a dork

So called nerd: *Proceeds to break both Dumbasses neck with gamer fingers
by TheGuyWhoSignsYourPaycheck January 2, 2020
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Nerd

A dumb candyass who thinks they are smart. People who say that one of these idiots will be your boss are dead fucking wrong.
by Kittyshark June 18, 2019
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