jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018

Fish Netting

When you're nondiscrimatorily swiping right on a dating app, such as Tinder, in order to collect and filter through matches much like how fish nets are used by fisherman.

Person 1: "why are you swiping right on everyone?"

Person 2: "haven't had much luck lately so I'm just fish Netting to see what's out there."

by zismahname May 12, 2018

say nuttin

Matthew parker

Ayy bro get me a drink from tesco
aight say nuttin bro

by watfordbotnotbot November 25, 2021

Button-Nuttin

The act of laying a penis flat on the owners own body and aiming the tip towards his belly button, then proceeding to use either a massager or water jet head to massage the penis to orgasm, therein delivering a load into the belly button.

C-Bass had a fear of Belly Button play until he learned about Button-Nuttin, now after some practice he loves it :)

by Tommy2Straws June 4, 2022

root-netting

Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.

Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.

In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.

"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."

by Mr H20 August 20, 2022

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

Custard Nottingham

A Nottingham Pudding covered in Custard, shorthand for Custard Nottingham Pudding

Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"

by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023