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Sex

Sex is like math

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes

And hope you don't add any kids
by Dd lovehoe September 28, 2019
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Sex

You get a text, it's from fiona. She says "I want you for dinner tonight..." so with no hesitation you drive to her house with the biggest erection you ever had. She opens the door and takes you to her bed room and begins to take her clothes off, she turns her back on you and takes off her panties, revealing her nice juicy ass. You take off your clothes nad ahe throws you on the bed and she sucks you dick. You go sexually "ah fuuuuccck..." then, butt naked, she turned around with her ass in front of you goes closer, and closer and she plants her ass and her pussy on your face and she sucks her dick. Your one option is to eat it out, so you do. Then she turns around again and the she starts to jerk your cock a bit then sticks your 10 incher in her pussy. Up and down, up and down she is riding you HARD. She is moaning loud and you both orgasm at the same time. But fiona is not finished. She starts to French kiss you while she is sitting on your cock. Then she backs up and puts it in her mouth and sucks it, up and down up and down. In and out in and out. You cum, you cum for Soooooooo long and the semen is everywhere. You still have some energy left in you, so you turn her around to reverse cowgirl and you spank her ass and play with it as you watch her nice white round ass jiggle like jello. The next morning you cant move , but ita with it.
I wish I could be having sex
by Nova is boi March 13, 2021
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Sex

When two (or more) people feel stuff in their private parts so they put their privates on each other or hump etc.
Vladdy Daddy walked up to his uwu baba Boris baby and fucked his tight omega hole.
(This is called sex)
by MyWattpadIs-unpocogaga February 13, 2023
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this is sex

Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase
In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:

this is sex
by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017
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Sex

Leave now until I beat your ass.Seriously, do not look at the other definitions down below.Don't even think to search "sex" tomorrow.I'll be there
You horny bitch.
I'm disgusted.
Go read the Holy Bible or maybe drink some holy water.
Fucking now.
by Aishaqvak February 13, 2019
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Sex

Sex when a boy shove his massive third leg straight in you
I went to Anna’s and she suck my massive cock so I shoved it deep inside her wet pussy she screamed with joy so I flipped her and shove so deep she was shout “yes daddy,harder,harder! The well layed down and she said best sex ever.
by Anna’s daddy January 31, 2022
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Sex

Nigga you looking up sex but you know what it is so you can nut.
Guy 1: I just had sex with Jessica
Guy 2: Nigga your a fucking virgin
by Hamiltrash1776 March 18, 2019
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