When someone opens their hand then makes a fist with their thumb tucked in. if you see someone do that, then PLEASE help them. they are IN DANGER
by izzybooaturservice07 December 14, 2021

Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.
by COLCHOUR January 31, 2023

The school where ipad kids are made, xmm and lalazai spawning zone.
Toilets are vaping areas and classes are sleeping time
Toilets are vaping areas and classes are sleeping time
person 1: where you study ah?
person 2:crescendo HELP international-
person 1: ohh that school with the xmm and lalazai?
person 2:crescendo HELP international-
person 1: ohh that school with the xmm and lalazai?
by 🥯 August 25, 2021

Homie: we started the smoke sessh without you
Me: Help my fuck you didn't !
Homie: yeah sorry my guy!
Me: Help my fuck you didn't !
Homie: yeah sorry my guy!
by Skywalker 94 March 25, 2021

Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.
"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"
"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
by thedork May 27, 2006

1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.
Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."
Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.
Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 19, 2020
