Nigga Noodle

One of the best food recommendations

Kid: can anyone recommend me food I should try
Kid's friend: I was thinkin-
Nick Avocado: *crunches* nigga noodle *smacks* nigga noodle *crunches more* nigga noodle.
Both kids: what the fuck

by boe jiden bruh November 8, 2021

Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

by Barbarina August 31, 2023

noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

by jkdeadite October 23, 2009

Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.

I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!

by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010

Ramen Noodles

Instant noodles, comes in many different flavors.

A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.

I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^

by AYB February 23, 2003

Roman Noodles

What people from the ghetto think ramen noodles are called

I'm STARVING. About to cook some roman noodles!

Hold up...Who stole the flavor pack out my roman noodles?

I can only eat my roman noodles with cheese and hot sauce.

by Bananas N Pajamas April 12, 2011

mr. noodle

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.

Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.

by Appleperson June 19, 2009