Franklin NJ

Small town in the woods off of route 23 in New jersey, the place is filled with bears who will eat out of any dumpster, and old hillbillies who are married to their sister who is also their cousin, mother, and aunt at the same time somehow

It's basically Alabama

Franklin nj is a weird place

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Englewood, NJ

A town that praises Netanyahu’s crimes against humanity while showing support for people who celebrate Ramadan, who also don’t support Netanyahu’s crimes against humanity.

If you live in Englewood, NJ you support Palestinian genocide.

by Bolts the Snowman March 19, 2024

NJ state bird

Flipping the middle finger

Guy behind me was honking his horn, do I gave him the NJ state bird

by feefiefo February 25, 2021

Lyndhurst NJ

Lyndhurst NJ, a town located in Bergen County is quite a boring place for its average resident. Traffic here is crazy, and people are coming from Newark, Kearny, North Arlington, and New York. New Jersey drivers are known to be crazy, so in this town you'll hear the occasional 3 minute honk-fest. Lyndhurst NJ has quite a few spots to have fun, but is mostly quite a boring town. You can go to Riverside Park located on River Rd, overseeing the Passaic RIver. It's a great place to live if you work in Newark, as it's only a 10-11 minute car ride. Lyndhurst NJ is a italian mf so you're gonna see a lot of pizza shops located all around the town. Lyndhurst NJ is pretty small, and it borders Rutherford, and North Arlington. It has many major highways in a 1 mile vicinity. Such as Route 3, Route 7, Route 21, Route 17, I-95, and more. There are not a lot of spots, as I have said. There is 2 other parks beside Riverside Park, called Lyndhurst Township Park (the park where all the highschoolers and middleschoolers go) and Meadowlands park which is located near Orient Way. Now, lets talk about the people here. In the middle school you'll find a lot of 6th, and 7th graders vaping. It's funny, because this is a white suburb, with a middle school that cost over 100 million dollars to build.

Lyndhurst NJ is an alright place. As a resident of over 6 years, I'd say it's a bit boring. It can be nice though, I'd say.

by handleMYcandle December 23, 2022

Nj

My exceptional girl who means a lot to me.

Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

"She was so lovely
in the moonlight that
even the stars wanted
to know her name."

I love you, Nj.

by bigggiejc February 4, 2022

NJ Slide

A driving maneuver used to merge onto a lane that is 2 lanes over in the state of New Jersey.

“Bro, did you see John on 295?”

“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”

by therealnq October 28, 2023

Englewood, NJ

Englewood NJ is the most diverse town in Bergen county, NJ. It has a beautiful and thriving downtown area with lots of places to shop and multiple eateries for all budgets. As with most of Bergen county the taxes are very high, but that does not seem to be reflected in the public school education ratings. Most of Englewood schools have terrible ratings. The de facto segregation that occurs at my town's public schools is one reason why the city is not rated higher on a list of best places to live in Bergen county. Other than that, Englewood has it all.

Englewood, NJ is definitely more dope than Tenafly.

by lumi0102 March 5, 2017