Lyndhurst NJ

Lyndhurst NJ, a town located in Bergen County is quite a boring place for its average resident. Traffic here is crazy, and people are coming from Newark, Kearny, North Arlington, and New York. New Jersey drivers are known to be crazy, so in this town you'll hear the occasional 3 minute honk-fest. Lyndhurst NJ has quite a few spots to have fun, but is mostly quite a boring town. You can go to Riverside Park located on River Rd, overseeing the Passaic RIver. It's a great place to live if you work in Newark, as it's only a 10-11 minute car ride. Lyndhurst NJ is a italian mf so you're gonna see a lot of pizza shops located all around the town. Lyndhurst NJ is pretty small, and it borders Rutherford, and North Arlington. It has many major highways in a 1 mile vicinity. Such as Route 3, Route 7, Route 21, Route 17, I-95, and more. There are not a lot of spots, as I have said. There is 2 other parks beside Riverside Park, called Lyndhurst Township Park (the park where all the highschoolers and middleschoolers go) and Meadowlands park which is located near Orient Way. Now, lets talk about the people here. In the middle school you'll find a lot of 6th, and 7th graders vaping. It's funny, because this is a white suburb, with a middle school that cost over 100 million dollars to build.

Lyndhurst NJ is an alright place. As a resident of over 6 years, I'd say it's a bit boring. It can be nice though, I'd say.

by handleMYcandle December 23, 2022

Richwood, NJ

Ridgewood, New Jersey, AKA Richwood, New Jersey. A rich, preppy town located 35-minutes Northwest of Manhattan, New York; in Bergen County, NJ. Simply put, Heaven on earth - where the sun always shines bright and there is never a cloudy day in sight, the children skip to Ridgewood High School picking dandelions on their way there, dogs play, birds chirp, cats meow, cows jump over the moon, there is always a smile on everyone's face and there is never a bad day or a dull moment. The people are beautiful, the food is magnificent (but the only good pizza to be found in the world is in Glen Rock, NJ) the culture is thriving, the women are stunning, the men are handsome, the lawns are finely manicured (and so are the bushes, if you know what I mean) the houses are pristine, the diamonds are real, the cars are new, the clothes are custom, the hair is perfect, the coffee is fresh, the bagels are hot, the parks are clean, the curbs are swept, the roads are paved in gold, there is always a spring in everyone's step, and tomorrow always gets better.

Those pretzel-rolling, sausage-stuffing, pizza-eating big-mouth New Yackers have nothing on me! I'm from Richwood, NJ, the greatest place on earth!

by RichRichwoodKid September 12, 2013

NJ

No joke

Mickey: this song is the bomb

Cat: "NJ" it's soo good

by Carlos the jar September 30, 2021

Nj

No joke

I was on cloud nine last night. Nj

by Banur July 6, 2024

Englewood, NJ

A place I could catch a body and compliment in the same day
Somewhere you could really say "were those gunshots or fireworks"
Get any food you want, gotta love it

People say "dont go here," but mf i LIVE here. Outside all day and if you cant keep up with the game then dont play.

Englewood, NJ: Chill town in North Jersey, Close to NYC, really a place where if u aint got guts youll get trampled

Fuck they doing in Tenafly? Come to Englewood

by jca$hkillemsathoe June 18, 2025

nj waterbottle

Scum water in a recycled bottle, (usually oicked up off the side of the road) junkies use from the run-off of the streets in Camden

Damn I'd rather drink an NJ Waterbottle then go into Camden itself

by Murphdawg3 June 6, 2020

River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.

"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"

by swissroll123 July 22, 2017