Scranton Nachos

commonly consumed in desperation, only theoretically appetizing, and consisting of corn chips, whatever bagged shredded cheese is at your disposal (usually generic store-brand Mexican blend leftover from taco night), and microwaved on a paper plate; a.k.a. lower-middle-class nachos

A snack cannot get any better or any worse than Scranton Nachos.

by applejuicefarts April 24, 2017

Big Nacho

The boss, the head honcho, the type of boss everyone rolls their eyes at ands says inaudibly in their head “What a Dick” when he speaks. So full of shit that he spews nacho cheese.

Man the new boss is a Asshat, did you hear 2nd shift nicknamed him Big Nacho. Boy that is an insult to Chips and Salsa.

by ideal300 October 13, 2023

Will's Cheesy Nachos

A type of nachos Will invented and asked Josh to help start the restaurant.

Will's cheesy nachos were so cheesy!

by Remyboi December 1, 2019

Soggy Nacho

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.

Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.

by Keith L September 19, 2006

nacho cheese

a really lame pun that will probably own you

what do you call someone else's cheese?

nacho cheese!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
*gets kicked right in the face*

by X February 16, 2003

Nacho Gang

A gang that isn't yours

Q: What do you call a gang that isn't yours?
A: Nacho gang!

by cheeeezzzyyy July 29, 2008

nachos twatgrande

A Nachos Twatgrande is a description of a girl with a particularly nasty cooch. Characterized by a crusty, flaky shell, and something resembling cheese, as well as green and white pasty substances around the perimeter. If you see tomato chunks, go directly to the free clinic, do not pass go.

That fat girl I picked up in Fairfax last night was disgusting. She had a giant hairy Nachos Twatgrande. I damn near threw up on my churro.

by Captian Colostomy May 17, 2006