mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

musty pappadam

the brown skin tone surrounding the anal hole, similar to breast areola, but a lot less attractive!

Man,
that old goat would have such a massive musty pappadam. I bet it got thrashed in her younger days.

by Arse Wart April 17, 2014

Musty

A Rocket League god who doesn't take showers and doesn't know what sunlight is

Damn! I wish I could be as good as Musty.

by McStinkyNut May 12, 2021

Musty

Something that rhymes with custy dusty rusty and lusty which usually means something is so CHUCKING CUSTY

That's chucking musty - said angie

by Custy musty norchi March 12, 2017

Musty Gusty

When you just finished having sex after taking a shit and didn't wipe. So your ass crack is very slimy and you decide to fart on your partner.

My stomach was rumbling after round 2 of sex and I ended up letting out a musty gusty.

by WorId September 5, 2025

Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.

Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022