Munching on mulch

A sexual act where one licks the butthole of another.

Munching on mulch is Victor’s favorite thing to do after his girlfriend takes a shit.

by Mulch muncher May 30, 2023

Poodle Munching

Making out with the girl on top.

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"

by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012

[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.

Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...

by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013

Tub munching

1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.

2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to do it later."

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Fudge munching boomer

An older person who is mean ,selfish , uncultured and rude.

Dave : Your dad's such a fudge munching boomer , Why did he have to visit?

by Fudge munching boomer January 2, 2020

fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022

Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.

did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!

by BurnsOnion July 13, 2022